Friday, May 20, 2011

Well, it's almost midnight

Does the world end on Central Time, or did it already end on Eastern Time and I missed it? What effect does Daylight Savings Time have? I'm confused.

EDIT: Never mind, it ends at 6:00 PM Eastern Time, though I still can't tell if that's 10:00 PM or 11:00 PM UTC.

The weird thing is that someone bought an electronic billboard near the north end of the IL-53 expressway with a different design than the Camping ones that I've seen. This one just refers to, "Judgement Day," and says nothing about the Bible. It also has a picture of a scorpion in the corner for some reason. Since I'm too self-absorbed to watch the news, I hadn't heard about the Camping thing until earlier tonight, so the scorpion and other aspects of the design made me assume that someone was trying to market a publicity event or MMA match or rave or something in the area.

Actually, it'd be pretty funny if the whole thing really is a publicity event. "On Judgement Day only, buy audio books for the Old and New Testaments and get the apocrypha free!"

SECOND EDIT: Several other sites have informed me that the Rapture will occur at 6:00 PM, local time, in every time zone. That's awfully convenient for the people in the western hemisphere. They get a few extra hours to repent.

Unfortunately, I don't see anything on cnn.com about earthquakes in the Line Islands, so I guess I will have to get a haircut tomorrow.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

There is no sleep

Chili takes a really long time to cook.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Happy Bomb20 Day!

This year, I think I'll let the man (circa 15 years ago) speak for himself:

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            KELLY BUNDY                 

         KELLYZ iN DA HOOD              

                                        

                                        

    THEY SAY iM A KELLY TO SOCiETY      

     BUT SOCiETY iS A KELLY TO ME!      

                                        

       THiS JOKES ON YOU AGAiN!         

              HA!HA!HA!                 

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Genius.