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The Prospect Heights Comcast service group has On the Waterfront in its free video on demand lineup right now.

The next time someone says, "I coulda been a contender," I'll actually know what they're talking about.

More than you wanted to know

This morning, I awoke to discover that I was having difficulty hearing out of my left ear. By applying eight drops of carbamide peroxide solution and flushing with warm water, I removed about half a cubic centimeter of wax. Now I am startled by words containing the letter 'S'.

And my parents wonder why I'm still single.

Money triumphs over tradition

I don't like the idea of the nationwide college football shifting dramatically just because the Big Ten got greedy. However, I do like the idea of being able to yell, "Big Tewelve!," and "Pac-0x10!" How do you pronounce hexadecimal numbers, anyway?

I am more concerned about Izzo. He emphasizes playing within a team and within his coaching system. To me, that conflicts with the superstar mentality of the NBA. He might draw interest from the players in his first season just because of the national recognition that he has gained as a coach, but I don't think he'll get away with sitting starters for, "failing to meet obligations to teammates."

Also, I don't know if he realizes that if he leaves MSU, he won't be able to set foot in Ingham County without someone trying to light him on fire. Nick Satan was only here for five years before betraying us and I still have trouble remembering that there's supposed to be a 'b' in his name.

In case it becomes significant later

I accidentally ate a small amount of raw shrimp paste today.

Everything that I have been able to look up after the fact suggests that this was a bad idea.