Sunday, June 27, 2010

More than you wanted to know

This morning, I awoke to discover that I was having difficulty hearing out of my left ear. By applying eight drops of carbamide peroxide solution and flushing with warm water, I removed about half a cubic centimeter of wax. Now I am startled by words containing the letter 'S'.

And my parents wonder why I'm still single.

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