This morning, I awoke to discover that I was having difficulty hearing out of my left ear. By applying eight drops of carbamide peroxide solution and flushing with warm water, I removed about half a cubic centimeter of wax. Now I am startled by words containing the letter 'S'.
And my parents wonder why I'm still single.
This didn't turn out as well as I had hoped — the crust was too thick, the sauce didn't complement the toppings, and the lox lost most of its flavor in the oven — and my inexperience with the Droid camera made it look less appetizing than it actually was, but even so:
Bagels in the morning,
Bagels in the evening,
Bagels at suppertime!
When bagels are on a pizza,
You can eat bagels anytime!
Forget the economy. 2009 served as proof that a recording artist can stay active well beyond anyone's expectations, and even past the point where anyone cares. As proof, I give you the following list of studio (yes, studio) albums that were released this past year.
So, there's a somewhat well-known urban legend — or at least, one that I've heard mentioned by a few different people — that it is impossible for a human being to consume a gallon of milk in an hour. This legend is usually phrased in the form of a bet, such as, "I'll give you (pittance) dollars if you can drink a gallon of milk in an hour, without throwing up." Especially cruel/miserly people will often attach other stipulations to the bet, such as not being allowed to consume any other foods or liquids during the challenge period, or not being allowed to throw up for another hour or two after the initial time window has expired. The idea is apparently popular enough to have been christened the, "gallon challenge."
