So, after many years of resisting, I now have a phone that could be described as fancy and/or schmancy.
It's kind of neat being able to check e-mail and look up maps without having a PC around, but I really miss having a full-sized or even laptop-sized keyboard. I am finding it difficult totype without committing an uncharacteridtically large number of mistakrd, for instance.
When you pour Diet Mountain Mtn Dew out of a room-temperature can and into a cup, it smells like bathroom cleaner.
This didn't turn out as well as I had hoped — the crust was too thick, the sauce didn't complement the toppings, and the lox lost most of its flavor in the oven — and my inexperience with the Droid camera made it look less appetizing than it actually was, but even so:
Bagels in the morning,
Bagels in the evening,
Bagels at suppertime!
When bagels are on a pizza,
You can eat bagels anytime!
When I see a headline on Digg like, "BREAKING: Twitter Acquires Tweetie," my eyes involuntarily roll back in their sockets and I can't help but wonder how the world could possibly get any more inane.
I am officially old now.
Hail is more intimidating when your living room has a patio door.
I hope my car's okay.
