Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Dick Vitale on Derrick Nix

"He likes to eat, baby."

Saturday, February 12, 2011

From my notes #5

Earlier today, I posted a post in which I posted that it would hopefully be the last post in which I would post a collection of one-liners copied from a notebook. A few hours later, I found another collection of notebooks in one of my other moving boxes.

No, I still haven't unpacked most of my stuff. That should tell you how useful most of it is.

Anyway, here's the very last round of old lecture note snippets.

From my notes #4

As I noted in a recent post, I have a collection of old class notebooks dating back five years that I somehow still haven't thrown out. To encourage myself to get rid of them, I went through all of them and copied anything that was remotely funny into a text file. Here are the highlights (or, if you prefer, "highlights"):

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Excuse me, I'd like to make a withdrawal

Due to the combination of moving and a blizzard, I was without home internet access on my PC for about a week. By the end of the first day, I realized that I was addicted to the internet. After the third day, wherein I found myself idly browsing sports blogs on my phone rather than, say, sleeping, I realized that the addiction was hopeless. Someone, being able to get on the internet while at work and at the Starbucks a thousand or so feet from my door and on my phone wasn't enough for me.

To combat my addiction, I am posting on my bl– ah, crap.