Earlier today, I posted a post in which I posted that it would hopefully be the last post in which I would post a collection of one-liners copied from a notebook. A few hours later, I found another collection of notebooks in one of my other moving boxes.
No, I still haven't unpacked most of my stuff. That should tell you how useful most of it is.
Anyway, here's the very last round of old lecture note snippets.
Having a notebook in front of me makes me look smarter... and hides my crossword puzzle.
"He's mowing people down like a guy with a magnet at an old folks' home!"
It's anagram time - aaegiimmnrstt
mastering Miata
Atari gnat mines → Mint Atari games
imagine starmat
rim agitates man
"Whatcha growin' in your greenhouse?"
"Gas."
"Last time we got a tax cut, I got six dollars. Thank you, that was a burrito."
These hotcakes are selling like crack!
"Wow, this is chewy!"
-- Dr. [Redacted] on chocolate-covered Prozac.
Pines of the American Way?
I think the term "media" has become synonymous with "irrational people who don't agree with me."
Possibly the best idea I'll hear today: market a new energy drink under the name "Blastocyst."
Leon Kass sits in his bathroom, eats an ice cream cone, and cries.
Definition — PublicStupid people you don't know.Definition — LobbyistAn extension of Satan into our dimension, created with the sole purpose of corrupting the political process to the point that it doesn't do what you want it to do all the time.Definition —ConstitutionA document that always supports your argument (except in those situations in which it needs to be amended).
St. Indignatius.
Ahh! Screening babies! Abort! Abort! errr... Stop! Stop!
I'm gonna go cure cancer. Anyone need anything from the store while I'm out?
I want to drop out of graduate school and become a ferret.
I AM THE POPCORN COLONEL BRIGADIER GENERAL
I think I'm going on a bugler's holiday this week.
What is k?
Parzen, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
"I was looking at [Journal] the other day and saw two, three papers on k-means... Nobody's gonna read it, but that doesn't stop you from publishing... Who knows what a citation index is?"
Look! It's Rob Zombie and his Astro-Suit!
Bill Knappsack's Khokolate Kelebration Kace.
My margin jokes are starting to make it difficult to concentrate.
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