I have Field Manual. I have Reality Surpasses Fiction. I don't think I'm ready for Puppetmastaz. Maybe next year.
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Monday, April 2, 2012
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Handbasket
I just saw a TV commercial for Internet Explorer. It aired during a basketball game.
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Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Centaurs hate her!
Learn how a Delta Township mom used this one weird tip to turn half of her body into a horse.
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
It's funny because they're a multi-billion-dollar company
Google's SOPA-protest link currently points to http://www.google.comhttps//www.google.com/landing/takeaction/. I hope they can register with the comhttps TLD operator before somebody else notices.
Also, hi, blog hosts.
Monday, January 2, 2012
2012 Outback Bowl Recap
So much more fun than last year.
Unedited again, except where the wording of my notes would've been completely incomprehensible.
OPENING COIN TOSS:
- STOP THE GAME RIGHT NOW WE HAVE WON
- Either the SMB is miced more loudly than usual or Jenn Brown is standing near them and they're taking full advantage.
- The lipstick on Georgia's cheerleaders is frightening.
Saturday, December 17, 2011
An imaginary conversation that may yet well have happened
"My Venetian Snares CD is scratched."
"How can you tell?"