Tuesday, May 1, 2012

No Bomb20 Day celebration today

I have Field Manual. I have Reality Surpasses Fiction. I don't think I'm ready for Puppetmastaz. Maybe next year.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Handbasket

I just saw a TV commercial for Internet Explorer. It aired during a basketball game.

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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Centaurs hate her!

Learn how a Delta Township mom used this one weird tip to turn half of her body into a horse.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

It's funny because they're a multi-billion-dollar company

Google's SOPA-protest link currently points to http://www.google.comhttps//www.google.com/landing/takeaction/. I hope they can register with the comhttps TLD operator before somebody else notices.

Also, hi, blog hosts.

Monday, January 2, 2012

2012 Outback Bowl Recap

So much more fun than last year.

Unedited again, except where the wording of my notes would've been completely incomprehensible.


OPENING COIN TOSS:

  • STOP THE GAME RIGHT NOW WE HAVE WON
  • Either the SMB is miced more loudly than usual or Jenn Brown is standing near them and they're taking full advantage.
  • The lipstick on Georgia's cheerleaders is frightening.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

An imaginary conversation that may yet well have happened

"My Venetian Snares CD is scratched."

"How can you tell?"