When they update their SDKs, they add features that you want, with exactly the same names that you would have given them.
I need to get my hands on an Android 2.2 device just so I can write a program that calls this... under exceptional conditions that would never actually occur, of course.
Sun's Oracle's pseudo-man page for the GlassFish create-domain command documents the --terse option twice.
In 1998, David Skiba recorded "Made of Shit!"
All other techstep — past, present, and future — instantly became obsolete.
So, after many years of resisting, I now have a phone that could be described as fancy and/or schmancy.
It's kind of neat being able to check e-mail and look up maps without having a PC around, but I really miss having a full-sized or even laptop-sized keyboard. I am finding it difficult totype without committing an uncharacteridtically large number of mistakrd, for instance.
When you pour Diet Mountain Mtn Dew out of a room-temperature can and into a cup, it smells like bathroom cleaner.
This didn't turn out as well as I had hoped — the crust was too thick, the sauce didn't complement the toppings, and the lox lost most of its flavor in the oven — and my inexperience with the Droid camera made it look less appetizing than it actually was, but even so:
Bagels in the morning,
Bagels in the evening,
Bagels at suppertime!
When bagels are on a pizza,
You can eat bagels anytime!
When I see a headline on Digg like, "BREAKING: Twitter Acquires Tweetie," my eyes involuntarily roll back in their sockets and I can't help but wonder how the world could possibly get any more inane.
I am officially old now.
