CG rabbit... snake... what?

I saw this commercial earlier today and found it so unnerving that I stopped watching football and went grocery shopping.

Also, wow, I wasn't expecting that to work.

MSU will win forever

This will cancel out my last post, right?

MSU is doomed

Lee Corso just complimented the team during College Gameday.

Pseudonymous Coward

I got up early this morning to drop my car off at the shop (both rear windows are broken this time!). Since getting back, I've spent... it looks like two hours now browsing around the web waiting for myself to wake up.

While browsing, I happened across a bug-report-turned-forum-thread regarding Android's UI rendering performance and it has me incensed. I considered stepping in and berating most of the commenters, but I was afraid that if I did, it would make the thread even more painful to read. Instead, I am going to voice my complaints on my blog because... well, it's a blog.

If you have a problem with a computer system, file a bug report for the problem. Don't make screaming demands for a specific solution. The developers won't like your request and you probably won't be happy with their response.

No, don't go Ducks

About a month ago, I complained about Michigan State's alternate uniforms and compared them to what I remembered Oregon's uniforms looking like a couple years ago.

Before tonight's game against UCLA, ESPN showed some of the Oregon players warming up. I assumed that they were wearing semi-throw-away, warm-up-only jerseys that would be replaced by their real uniforms during the game.

Oh, dear.

Things that were in my garbage yesterday night

• Banana peel.
• Two-week-old half-onion.
• Quart of pot roast stock, with leavings.
• Dead bird.

Thank you, Lou Holtz

On Denard Robinson:

Can you imagine how many yards he'd put up if he got to go against his own defense?