I'm bored

This amuses me.

Well, it's almost midnight

Does the world end on Central Time, or did it already end on Eastern Time and I missed it? What effect does Daylight Savings Time have? I'm confused.

EDIT: Never mind, it ends at 6:00 PM Eastern Time, though I still can't tell if that's 10:00 PM or 11:00 PM UTC.

The weird thing is that someone bought an electronic billboard near the north end of the IL-53 expressway with a different design than the Camping ones that I've seen. This one just refers to, "Judgement Day," and says nothing about the Bible. It also has a picture of a scorpion in the corner for some reason. Since I'm too self-absorbed to watch the news, I hadn't heard about the Camping thing until earlier tonight, so the scorpion and other aspects of the design made me assume that someone was trying to market a publicity event or MMA match or rave or something in the area.

Actually, it'd be pretty funny if the whole thing really is a publicity event. "On Judgement Day only, buy audio books for the Old and New Testaments and get the apocrypha free!"

SECOND EDIT: Several other sites have informed me that the Rapture will occur at 6:00 PM, local time, in every time zone. That's awfully convenient for the people in the western hemisphere. They get a few extra hours to repent.

Unfortunately, I don't see anything on cnn.com about earthquakes in the Line Islands, so I guess I will have to get a haircut tomorrow.

There is no sleep

Chili takes a really long time to cook.

Happy Bomb20 Day!

This year, I think I'll let the man (circa 15 years ago) speak for himself:

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            KELLY BUNDY                 

         KELLYZ iN DA HOOD              

                                        

                                        

    THEY SAY iM A KELLY TO SOCiETY      

     BUT SOCiETY iS A KELLY TO ME!      

                                        

       THiS JOKES ON YOU AGAiN!         

              HA!HA!HA!                 

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Genius.

Rebuttal to xkcd #889

I've been a potato for years.

Good luck, reptile

You are the only snow salamander in the universe. You should listen to Aleksi Eeben's Various Secret Continents. The fact that salamanders are amphibians is immaterial.

Now is your chance.

Now is our chance.

Producer demanded more panflutes!

Open letter to AMC

Stop showing Exit Wounds.